We haven't heard our neighbors rooster in a while...
Meanwhile, back in the Cavin household:
We think Caroline must be related to that evil monkey in Chris Griffin's closet on Family Guy. We also think she is the most beautiful thing in the world, so that kind of cancels out the mean look in her eye when she's nursing every now and then. Gosh, she can be so sweet, too!
Let me tell you about this lady named Mary Wilson. For months now we've gotten calls from this lady looking for a Lewis or something like that. We started out politely informing her that she has the wrong number. She would call, like, five times in a row. We started switching from answering and hanging up to saying "Don't call this number again!" A while back she said to me, "I don't have the wrong number, YOU have the wrong number!" (Oh, I'm sorry. I picked up the wrong number at the phone company. My bad!) She's not misdialing. She has OUR number. Now this is an oooold lady, so imagine her shaky little voice arguing with me yesterday. I answer and she asks, "Who is this?" I say, "This is Denise, and you've called here before, but you have the wrong number." So she hangs up and calls back. I just hang up on her. She calls back a third time and after hearing my voice she says, "I don't have the wrong number. THEY have the wrong number. I don't know why they would do that!" And she is MAD! I think she believes we still live in a time where an operator says "Oh, 555-5555? That's the Cavin residence, let me put you through." I just want to find out who she's trying to reach and give her their number...and then wait for a Lewis to call me cussing that I gave his crazy grandma his real number.
Now , here's "CaroLION" as Chris' little cousin Shanon says.


Oh, and I got my haircut! At least 10 inches off!



